-Driiiiinnn! (Ok, we overlook that the transcript of my telephone ringing sound should be very different, but I preferred the practical spirit simply use the ).
Ready-Ready-uncle, it's me, Nicole, your favorite niece! You know that I participated in the contest of the bank and if I win then vote!
-Er ... hello dear, what have you done in the bank?
-I participated in the contest, if you look on the computer to find my design, I vote and then I win!
-Um ... so I should go to the website of your bank, well, not just you, and vote for your own design. But as there is a bank in your finished design?
-Why I participated in the competition with school, we all did a drawing and now we must vote for it, whoever gets the most votes wins so I ask everyone to help me win and as a family we are so on track.
Ah, I see that the last time we made some progress in mathematics, but tell me, your design is, you had a theme to follow or have made your choice.
-I made Hello Kitty goes to the mountains with her sweater and pink flowers. Other girls have made Hello Kitty but you have my vote you should not miss, there's my name. Then there are the Winx, but not the ones I did not need the vote would not win.
-Oh! we set the exchange rate adesso... e tu cosa mi dai in cambio se io ti voto?
-Hmm...ti regalo un mio disegno così se vinco divento famosa allora tu puoi venderlo e prendi tanti soldi.
-Tutto qui? e qualcosa di etico tipo "farò qualcosa per combattere la fame nel mondo" ?
-Ma quello si dice quando si vince il titolo di Miss-ragazza-carina-e-stupidina!
-Ci devo pensare, mica posso dare il mio voto al primo policante che passa!
-Zio cattivo e cuor di pietra che non vuole aiutare la sua nipotina preferita. La prossima volta ti consumo tutti i pastelli della scatola nuova che tieni nell'ultimo cassetto e ti spunto i pennarelli fluorescenti!
-Cos'è una minaccia questa?
"If I'm not saying anyone who votes your teddy bear is named Alvaro!
-And who knows what a scandal would emerge in the Journal if you know the names of Bruno Vespa altri.Già guess with the model of my house to explain the environment in which the characters move.
-If I do not vote you melt the butter in yogurt so then you get fat.
-Ok, you convinced me, you will have my vote.
And now this blog is an evil cat-friendly.
It was so small that the promising career, despot, opportunistic, blackmail and politician, aka my niece Nicole, took the boot.
If I had not understand the concept after they arrived telephone calls brother_Bannet great in his father's life, sister_Bannet sister_Bannet large and small last mamma_Bannet that, although not even know how to turn on a PC, I told him to connect to the site, follow the link of the competition, find your school vote and his beloved granddaughter, never that he must undergo a psychological trauma because of my selfishness.
Pure Alvaro and other Pelosini begged me, fearing that some little niece frantic snatch them asking for my vote as a ransom, blackmail letter enclosing the one of their fluffy ears.
Here, for those who want to contribute to this case of nepotism am attaching the link where to vote I recommend Nicole Class ID, to Hello Kitty in the mountains, do not be distracted by other characters or Winx pleasant.
The story is of course pure fantasy, but the threats are all real.
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